WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES.....

[Cathy]

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary...

Day 983 of my captivity..
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are
fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an
attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely
made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,
I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what
this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating
with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every
move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an
elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................

[Kellacious]

I've seen this before, but ALWAYS too funny for words! Thanks for reminding me why I have cats (and it is true about the winding through the feet at the top of the stairs for DH every AM).

Kelli

[Paula]

too cute
Thanks for sharing

Paula

[jdrhope]

[ChristyB]

too funny

[jam1375]

I've seen this before, but ALWAYS too funny for words! Thanks for reminding me why I have cats (and it is true about the winding through the feet at the top of the stairs for DH every AM).

Kelli

Mine have decided that the marble bathroom floor makes a much better weapon than the carpeted stairs.

[Connie Catlin]

I've seen it before and it still is my favorite 'forward' - too funny - I always pass it on - thanks for the laugh today!

[troublesmom]

[Ruth Ann Landry]

Exactly the way I would picture the thoughts of my dogs and cat!

[Maree]

[Holly]

TOO TRUE

[flojo]

So true!

[Lynn K]

That is funny, and SOOOO TRUE!! DH had sent me a link one time talking about how the cats are plotting to take over, etc, it was sooo funny. Especially when they take off through the house like a bat out of H&ll, and look at you like you are the crazy one!!!! I love my kitties!!!