Today's Joke - Geography Lesson

[pbp908]

*THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN*

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

read on...


*THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN*

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.

[Laurie]

So true........

[Ruth Ann Landry]

LOL....Love the last part about the man!

[azemigh]

OOOOH! I am sooooooo glad I didn't have coffee in my mouth during that one! Thanks for the fun start to my day!

[ChristyB]

[tichwoli]

Thank you - this is good.

[jfugina]

LOL. Chuckling over here in Greece...

Thanks!

[rettaescape]

I had tea in my mouth!!! Now that was funny!!!

[Holly]

Good one! and I agree, seeing that i'm Israel now.

[alisonandboys]

Love it!

tfs
alison

[troublesmom]

I'm laughing from Canada!

[LadyJaine]

I sent this to DH. But not on his work account...

[Cathy]

That's great Pam!
Cathy <----- Who would like to travel BACK to Spain:)

[southernpeach35]

ROFLMAO over here in Great Britain..tee hee

[bethrich]

Laughing here from both Israel and Iran!